The Butterfly Crown Filter is a Plague!!

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 09/07/2016 at 03:04 • Filed to: Grievances

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This has gotten out of control! I don’t have a facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat, hackleberry, goonersphere, sussudio prime, panameraturbo, or rent money. Some of those are fictional or unrelated, BUT THE POINT IS even I’m seeing that this thing has taken society like Liam Nissan’s kid and wife and canary in those movies about mending familial relationships through engaging in the national past time of killing human traffickers in places I can’t spell on a map!

It is a fabulous filter though and I hope they make (or have) a version with strategically placed motor oil smudges. I want to look as rugged and handy as the models in the mechanic magazine Differential Strokes.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Wobbles the Mind 09/07/2016 at 03:08

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Not as bad as the dog filter

Wobbles the Mind > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 09/07/2016 at 03:13

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I’m just upset because this one is genius. The butterflies distract you from noticing all the other effects the filter has. It’s so clever and well implemented, gah!

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Wobbles the Mind 09/07/2016 at 03:18

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i don’t get the hype around snapchat anyways.
I always feel like I’m the grumpy old guy when my friends play around with their phones, like: look, I vomit rainbows!
Get a job, so you learn to appreciate your free time, instead of wasting it on a shitty app that puts dog ears on your face.
Also, get off my lawn!
(I’m 29 BTW)

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Wobbles the Mind 09/07/2016 at 03:21

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It’s a pretty good way to get unfriended by me very quickly.

Wobbles the Mind > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 09/07/2016 at 03:25

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Back in my day dicking around on the phone got you straggled. First by the cord then by your mother for holding up the line! What if grandma called to tell us she died, ya bastard?!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Wobbles the Mind 09/07/2016 at 04:08

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It may be clever but ultimately boring when 9 out of 10 girls/women use this in their snaps/stories 

CalzoneGolem > Wobbles the Mind 09/07/2016 at 06:55

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I really love your peaches.

Want to shake your tree.

Under_Score > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 09/07/2016 at 07:19

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Don’t get me started on my hatred of the dog filter.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 09/07/2016 at 07:26

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You’re not missing out. The CEO is a dickbag and it’s one of the worst programmed apps I’ve ever seen. It will eat your battery for breakfast and the pictures it takes are garbage because instead of using the camera API the way it’s intended to snapchat takes a picture by literally just taking a screenshot of the viewfinder.

I could go on.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Under_Score 09/07/2016 at 07:27

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It was alright for the first 5 minutes but it deserves its own special place in hell now. So annoying.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/07/2016 at 07:38

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I guess this is what happens when you use contractors to build your app.

Contractors are the bane of my existence at work, trying to explain file permissions to someone who should know better is tiring. YOU DON’T NEED SUDO ACCESS TO LOOK AT FUCKING LOG FILES YOU. DUMB. FUCK!!!!!1111!!!! USE SPLUNK! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW? I LOATHE YOUR PARENTS VERY EXISTENCE FOR SPAWNING YOU!

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 09/07/2016 at 09:10

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I’m 27 and feel exactly the same. Don’t worry, we’ve just ascended to a higher level of intellectual thinking and maturity. At least that’s what I like to tell me self. Don’t tell my wife that though, hahaha.....

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 09/07/2016 at 09:25

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At 31, I’m right there with you.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Wobbles the Mind 09/07/2016 at 10:07

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Grade A Under A uses ya bastard

Wobbles the Mind uses ya bastard

hhhhhhhmmmmmm

BorkBorkBjork > Wobbles the Mind 09/07/2016 at 10:57

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